With respect to David Letterman, The Top Ten Diskeeper slogans that never made it:
10. The only software to get a speeding ticket
9. Fragmentation is as fragmentation does
8. th3 NUm83R 0N3 4Ut0m4T1C d3FR49M3Nt3r
7. Death, Taxes, Fragmentation.
6. Fragmentation Happens 🙂
5. "Every PC dies, not every PC really lives!"
4. "Set It 'n' Faahgeddabooouud-It"
3. Automizzle fo' shizzle
2. Diskeeper "does it" in the background!
1. Pimp My Drive
Thanks to Paul and Derek for their contributions. Got any more? Let us know.